Further Preparations For A Life Of Crime

So, I'm doing research for my anthropology assignment on funeral rituals. I ordered a bunch of books from the State Library on various funeral and burial rituals. One was simply called "Funeral Rites" and there was no indication on the database as to what it actually was. No index or table of contents, no blurb - nothing. So I open to a random page. The first line I read is,
"If he sticks the whole caboodle up my cornhole he'll wreck the works."
Just thought I'd share that with you all.

Karl